Posted 1 day ago
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afrodemo:

veryadorabull:

thewhimsicalwitch:

DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.

INSTANT REBLOG

OMG

Forever reblog

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Posted 2 days ago

STOP SCROLLING.

why did you stop for some dumb tumblr post keep scrolling shoo

OKAY. CONTINUE.

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Posted 2 days ago

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

Posted 2 days ago
thewoman76:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

And the we could use this to bring back to life ;)

thewoman76:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

And the we could use this to bring back to life ;)

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Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
… Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk, Doctor Watson is helping Gandalf and I’m in the TARDIS.
Steven Moffat (On how long it’ll take for Series 3)  (via nobodyisgonnarainonmyparade)

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Posted 5 days ago

sexualfavours:

“Totally worth it.” -Trees

laughing so much at this omg

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Posted 5 days ago

buttgenie:

waght the fucjdkg

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Posted 6 days ago

did-yuo-kno:

inusis:

How dose this make since?

How dose this make since?

Posted 1 week ago