What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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Okay. Okay. I’m finally up to date with Homestuck. Maybe I can start studying now. How long until my Leaving cert exams start again? Oh yeah, three weeks. Hmm. Crap.
naw this isnt my iPad this is my iRad you nerd *puts on sunglasses*
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GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
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Like 10 sand maybe 11
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comes with 2 sub woofers
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“You are now in possession of your new favourite book.”
“I save the energy.”
“You just took place on one of our camping pitches.”
“Dishes and cooking water should be rejected in sinks.”
“You expect a post?”
“Telephony.”
“Tattooed and vaccinated dogs, with the exception of the dangerous one, are…